My job as a blogger is such a glamorous job. I look like this all the time:
and my house is the most spotless house on the block!
OK OK not really (SHOCKER I am sure!), usually I sit in PJ’s most of the day, eating something trying to figure out what my next post will be about.
A good blog means you are on the computer a lot. It is a 40 hour a week job! Ignoring everything else including housework.
Well yesterday I had this great motivation… decided to be that great housewife I am sure my hubby would like me to be and actually clean the house. I had to figure out where to start. I mean the dishes in the sink are falling over they are so high and the closest looks like it threw up. Our golden retriever has been over generous with all his fur and dust on the desk is begging to be dusted.
So I get out the vacuum get the floors done, folded laundry and then did dishes. All of a sudden I feel a pain in my back… I pulled a muscle and could hardly move. My husband just laughs and shakes his head at me and tells me I am getting old!
I actually could go on for a while on how many times I hurt myself when I clean. When I was younger in one afternoon I ran my thumb over with the vacuum, slam my head on a door (I almost knocked myself out), sprayed CLR in the cut on my thumb from the vacuum incident and twisted my ankle and fell down the stairs
So I think I am now going to stick with blogging, anything else is detrimental to my health. (I am NOT old, I am NOT old, I am NOT old).
What is something that you did that makes people laugh? I am not by myself here right? RIGHT!!!!