Tuesday Tickle

Tuesday Tickle is back after a week off!

You all,  if you have not gone to “Damn you Autocorrect” you are missing out! Every time I go there I leave with my gut hurting and tears streaming down my face from laughter! Here is a few:

Dumb Laws comes all the way from Massachusetts.

All I can say WOW Massachusetts! (Thank you Dumb laws for these dumb laws!)

• It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients.
• Shooting ranges may not set up targets that resemble human beings.
• At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
• Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
• An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
• All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.
• It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
• No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
• Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.
• Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder.
• Now that your Tuesday is a little brighter share these with others! We can all use a laugh at the beginning of the week.