Tuesday Tickle is back after a week off!
You all, if you have not gone to “Damn you Autocorrect” you are missing out! Every time I go there I leave with my gut hurting and tears streaming down my face from laughter! Here is a few:
Dumb Laws comes all the way from Massachusetts.
All I can say WOW Massachusetts! (Thank you Dumb laws for these dumb laws!)
- It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients.
- Shooting ranges may not set up targets that resemble human beings.
- At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
- Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
- An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
- All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.
- It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
- No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
- Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.
- Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder.
- Now that your Tuesday is a little brighter share these with others! We can all use a laugh at the beginning of the week.